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Humor is reason gone mad
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اقتباسات أخرى للمؤلف
صمت الجميع عن ظاهرة تفشِّي التعصُّب الدِّيني، سواء على مستوى التعليم أم على مستوى الدعوة والإرشاد، ومع أنَّ دعوات التعصُّب هذه لا تعبِّر عن الإسلام تع...
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هو التسامي على الشعور بالامتعاض أو الرغبة في الثأر حينما تستحق أفعال المسيء هذا، ومقابلة هذا بالرحمة، والكرم والحب عندما لا يستحقها المسيء. معهد ال...
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ما أن نعي تواضعنا حتي نكون قد فقدناه
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عامل الأخرین مثلما تحب أن يعاملوك
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كل من يقدر ذاته لابد أنه متواضع. والمتواضع هو من يعطي ذاته قدرها قول مأثور
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I have never heard a lady say 'arse,' the emperor said mildly. I haven't been a lady for long, I reminded him. A little demonmade of e...
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Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either
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I know how to use a fellytone now
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Sure, she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. What could go wrong? Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides eve...
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I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent
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Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many. I never thought about it quite that way. Well, you're a man. She gave his knee a frie...
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Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many. I never thought about it quite that way. Well, you're a man. She gave his knee a frie...
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Wizard Howl, said Wizard Suliman. I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fel...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly
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And spare me the jokes about scoring. Dammit, woman, you read my mind, he said. Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee? It's my spec...
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Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred...
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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave
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Well, man, you know what they say. No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who is this they? They...
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The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want...
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