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Headline? he asked. 'Swing Set Needs Home,' I said. 'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,' he said. 'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,' I said
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اقتباسات أخرى للمؤلف
صمت الجميع عن ظاهرة تفشِّي التعصُّب الدِّيني، سواء على مستوى التعليم أم على مستوى الدعوة والإرشاد، ومع أنَّ دعوات التعصُّب هذه لا تعبِّر عن الإسلام تع...
1021
هو التسامي على الشعور بالامتعاض أو الرغبة في الثأر حينما تستحق أفعال المسيء هذا، ومقابلة هذا بالرحمة، والكرم والحب عندما لا يستحقها المسيء. معهد ال...
1054
ما أن نعي تواضعنا حتي نكون قد فقدناه
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عامل الأخرین مثلما تحب أن يعاملوك
1018
كل من يقدر ذاته لابد أنه متواضع. والمتواضع هو من يعطي ذاته قدرها قول مأثور
951
I have never heard a lady say 'arse,' the emperor said mildly. I haven't been a lady for long, I reminded him. A little demonmade of e...
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Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either
1002
I know how to use a fellytone now
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Sure, she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. What could go wrong? Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides eve...
1030
I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent
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Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many. I never thought about it quite that way. Well, you're a man. She gave his knee a frie...
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Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many. I never thought about it quite that way. Well, you're a man. She gave his knee a frie...
1108
Wizard Howl, said Wizard Suliman. I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fel...
1055
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
1143
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly
1101
And spare me the jokes about scoring. Dammit, woman, you read my mind, he said. Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee? It's my spec...
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Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred...
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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave
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Well, man, you know what they say. No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who is this they? They...
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The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want...
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